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In the news of stunt riding:
Kaneone.com got picked up my team Kawasaki. For this deal he has to blow everyone at the company. Either way it’s a win win situation for Kane. In stuntwarz news -Beaver Teach, I mean Teacher Bob oh yeah Beaver Bob came out strong looking like Teach. Same bike,paint job and skillz.oh my bad not skillz because his imposter ass got 9th. Either way good job -While in florida D.S.O.G Thomas was spotted cheating on Jenny Craig with Little Debbie. But upon returning to Darius`s couch they made up. -Chia Pet has came out with a new model named the T-Ice. Asking T-Ice why he is sporting this look he says “I want to look like a bike whores beat up box -Kyle Woods knows he is washed up. He’s been studying all his how to video`s and got a handbrake just to think he still has it. Im sorry sir time to get a hip replacement and drink prune juice your done. -Witnesses are claiming the judges were over heard saying “Christian Pheifers dick is so big and tasty he can crash twice and we still will give him second”. -Drew Stone had a release party for Renegade Distribution. But forgot the Renegade and the Distribution. RE-SPECT -Teach took his celebrity judging bit at stuntwars a little to seriously this year, when he started asking for blowjobs from the applebees waitresses as he was signing their tits "Teach Lavin" once they carded him for beer and realized he wasnt actually famous BMX rider and the host of MTV's "the duel" all chances of that blowjob went down the drain, so he ended up going home with his new manager excessa. Oink Oink -We were trying to figure out why -nasty- (one of the D-List creators and inventor of the fuck the west coast shits) is so damn hateful towards everyone, we have narrowed it down to a few reasons here: 1) he is a mini me version of chubbz -You are nobody, until you have been fucked in the mouth by john zamora from super streetbike -And the quote of stuntwarz:
ok sorry about the weakness and the delay didn’t get out much the past 2
*THAT IS THIS MONTH’S STUNT RIDING NEW’S IN BRIEF*
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